McElaney French Toast Bread

November 29th, 2008

Introduction

I started messing with bread for the first time a few weeks ago - at first with a basic bread recipe from the Naked Chef and later with his beer bread recipe. (If you love food and don’t have his first book get it and read it cover to cover.) I was amazed at how easy bread is to make compared to what I thought. On my last go I forgot to add the sugar to the yeast when activating - it sat there not rising for about ten minutes when I realized what a bone head I was. But bread is easy - so no problem. I just kneeded the sugar I wanted in after the fact and things continued on swimmingly from there.

This is my first attempt at a loaf of my own. I’m not straying far from Jamie’s recipe - but adjusted a few things. I’m not going to get into depth into how to make teh dough itself - so I highly recommend getting the book and reading his description on how to bake bread.

The idea behind this loaf is that French Toast is awesome and could be made more awesome if the right bread was used. This is great - but I have to say I’m not satisfied. Look out for adjustments to this recipe.

 

Ingredients (in order of appearance)

  • Dough
    • 14 grams Fast Acting Dry Yeast (2 1/4 ounce packets)
    • 4 Tbls Table Sugar
    • 2/3 cups Water “(Baby bottle warm)”
    • 1 Tbls Kosher Salt
    • 6 cups Bread Flour (fresh)
  • Filling
    • 2 Ounces Salted Butter (softened)
    • 2 Tsp Ground Nutmeg
    • 1 cup Brown Sugar
    • 1/2 Tbls Vanilla Extract
    • 1 cup Walnuts crushed
  • Topping
    • 4 Tbls Honey
    • 1 Tbls Light Corn Syrup
    • 3/4 Cups Brown Sugar
    • 4 Ounces Salted Butter

Instructions - McElaney French Toast Bread

Read Jaime’s book on how to do this - but basically you throw the Fast Acting Dry Yeast and Table Sugar into the Water and let sit for a few minutes to get happy. Mix the Kosher Salt into the Bread Four and pour into a pile on a large flat surface. Make a bowl out of the flour in the middle of the pile that is large enough to fit all the yeast mixture - then pour in the yeast mixture. Mix with a finger until it starts to thicken to where the yeast mixture won’t spill everywhere and then kneed until you got dough. Ball up and let that bad boy rise someplace right proper. Pull out your Salted Butter to soften and go drink a frosty beverage.

Ok - a word on rising. Don’t let it go too long. You’re looking for the dough to double in size. Should take an hour. If it stops rising, find someplace warmer or throw the dough into a large tupperware bowl and close the lid. If you let it go too long it will not rise as well on the second pass - and we don’t want that.

Ok - pound out your dough and kneed some more then roll out until it’s 3/4 inch thick. If you’re lazy like me roll it 1.5 inches thick, cut it in half and roll the edges back together. Smear the Salted Butter onto the dough making sure to get an even coat. Then sprinkle on the Ground Nutmeg and get an even spread on that. Next up is the Brown Sugar. Spread that out and then sprinkle on the Vanilla Extract. Rub this into the dough until you get a paste that is spread evenly. If you do it right your dough will be a little thiner - about 1/2 inch. Spread out your Walnuts and press in a little - then roll that bad boy up as tight as you can - stretching the dough a little as you roll. The result should be the mixture rolled up in dough about 1/4 inch thick. Leave it to rise on a large flat baking sheet and fetch another frosty beverage.

Now the topping. About 20 minutes before your second rise finishes preheat your oven to 400 degrees and throw the Honey, Light Corn Syrup, Brown Sugar, and Salted Butter into a saucepan and melt it together over medium heat. Pour it over the dough and shove in the oven for 40 minutes. Again with the frosty beverages.

Pull the loaf out of the oven. It is important to note that - essentially - you have a loaf of bread covered in molten hot rock candy. HANDLE THIS VERY CAREFULLY!!! Using a spatula lift the loaf out and let cool on a rack.

Now - if you’re using this for French Toast - slice this bread about 3/4 inch thick and let sit overnight. It will get a snootch crusty. Make your french toast however you do. If you’re not making french toast, just slice and eat with a pat of butter on top, a cup of with coffee and a baseball bat to beat back any undeserving neighbors who will wander by wondering what the heck that amazing smell is.

…and the winner is…

November 4th, 2008

This is - undeniably - an amazing time to be an American.  Less than seven years after a terrorist attack reminded us that there are land masses below the equator we entangled in an illegal occupation of a foreign nation, on the cusp of war with several others and our economy is moving up and down faster than a 13 year old with speed stacking cups.  As of 11pm, it looks like we have our first clear winner of a presidential election in 11 and a half years - and he is a black man.  A democrat who looks to have won Pennsylvania, Florida, Virginia and North Carolina.  Even if it’s not true - the fact that it looks that way - right now - is amazing.

What is also amazing is that on the Republican ticket we have a woman as vice president who - during the terrorist attacks in 2001 - was the mayor of a town of 6,300 people and who’s only real qualification is two years as governor of one of the two strangest states politically in the union.

I guess what I am saying is - regardless of whether things do change inside the beltway over the next four years (and I doubt they will) - things have changed outside the beltway.  This was an unthinkable situation at the polls when my father was 30.

Mr. Obama - congratulations… and good luck.

Henry shamed me.

November 3rd, 2008

“You always know the mark of a coward. A coward hides behind freedom. A brave person stands in front of freedom and defends it for others.”

-Henry Rollins

So I went to see Henry Rollins speak last night at the First Unitarian Church with Mo.  Much as I expected - the usual several hours of angry ranting, laughter, political commentary and masterful use of the English langage.  It forced me to see something I had lost in myself over the last couple of years.

When I stopped blogging two years ago it ws because I was angry.  Politics ws grinding my gears and I felt like I just couldn’t take it any more.  But after last night I think I miss that about myself.  I miss the passion.  I miss caring enough to be angry.  I miss the intensity that Henry has on stage that I just don’t have in me any more - but I once did.

So I am officially opening the blog back up.  The hope this time will be a mix of politics, cooking, development and general nerdery and musings.  Please excuse the Word Press theme until I can find teh time to design something for myself.